lameboob:

I love Maryland Monroe it’s my favorite state

rneerkat:

do pirates hook up

boychic:

"im not racist i hate everyone equally" yeah, hey buddy how’s the sixth grade goin

automatically:

when they talking shit about someone you hate

harlold:

i’m genuinely concerned that no one will fall in love with me

selfiepolice:

i feel u

or like i want to

katkinkat:

i wish i could say “?????????” in real life it would be very useful